As He Lay In Bed

Jason lay there in bed, wondering what to write for his first blog entry. His short wisps of hair lightly brushing against his bed-sheets as he pondered about his day. Jason had recently got a haircut, the scissors used to cut his golden locks were held by none other than.............an untrained professional. The feelings of anxiety he felt were like that of Brendon losing 5k on roulette. Obviously this did not actually happen to Brendon, but Jason envisions that it might in the future cos he is a crazy mofo. To Brendon i say: "CALM UR FARM"!

Jason's haircut didnt actually turn out half bad, it was just that he looked more like the top of a palm tree, a tall sexy trimmed and well groomed palm tree. That day Jason learned how to play MahJong. The exhilarating play of MahJong intensified as he learnt strategies and tactics during gameplay. A tense and exciting game, only offered to the king of kings. The unnerving thrill he got when three tiles of the same kind comes out and u say "POOONNNNGGGG MOTHAFUCKAAS" ...in your head. Naturally Jason beat everyone and nobody wanted to play anymore cos they just kept getting owned.

The other day Jason got an ear piercing. He walked into the beauty parlour and the lady poked a needle through his ear. It wasnt until later that Jason found out that the lady put in a girls earring. It wasn;t Jasons fault that this happened. The lady only asked whether he wasnted silver or gold. Not whether if he wanted a chicks one or guys one. Jason didnt even realise it was a girls earring until Darren subtly yelled out "Hahahaha your earring is in the shape of a loveheart". A bitter feeling rose in Jasons heart, it was actually hunger. Jason was actually hungry, and his hunger was satisfied with hotpot. It was good, thank you Darren for having Jason over. Jason appreciates it and loves Darren, he is so sexy. If Jason had a gnome of Darren, he would sleep with that gnome and do things to it like no other person would sanely do to a gnome cos it would be unthinkable.

Today Jason went to poker and won, but then deliberately lost quickly so he could watch karate kid. This didnt happen... Cecil doesnt know how to tell the time. He knows how to do everything else except that.

As Jason lie in bed typing on kis laptop he starts to get sleepy. But not really, he just wasnts to watch some Glee.

GTGWG (got to go watch glee)